Perfectly Cromulent

Things are finally back to being cromulent again! i had some seriously shady issues...these involved a roof deck, possibly the mafia, and eventually being paid 8,000 dollars. The day before moving into our new apt we were told, sorry, you ain't moving in. Then ensued a ridiculous and frustrating ordeal, 2 weeks spent finding a new apt, a stupid jerk named sal and us finally coming out on top.

Our new fab apartment is in greenpoint, a neighborhood of brooklyn, a quaint polish area, and true to form for eastern europeans: chock full of delicious pork chops as well as delicious beers-- like Lezajsk. The label explains: In 1525, the Polish King Sigmund the Old granted the exclusive beer brewing right to Lezajsk Brewers as a token of respect for their mastery. This is a true flavor of the legend of Lezajsk. Pronounced: "le-zhaysk" or sometimes we like to call em Lez-Jacks.

On a completely different note, I was hoping that cromulence was a word, I wanted that to be my title, but it's not. Happily though, crapulence, is indeed a word.

Over the past 2 weeks Vermont, New Hampshire, Connecticut, Maine (for about 3 minutes), and Atlantic City were graced with my presence! Whew. No moose sightings, but I did get to see my friend get hitched on top of a black diamond ski mountain.

I also paid a dollar at the san genaro festival in little italy to see the world's smallest horse (it's really alive!), the amazing snake woman (beautiful angelic head! 200 pounds of ugly scaly snake body!), and the 29 inch tall woman (two inch hands! she's really alive!).

Enticing and educational as the announcers make it sound, a word of advice for you. Never, EVER fall victim to their lures. Save those 3 bcuks and buy yourself a churro.