...Except for All the Formaldehyde
I have a job now. My title is this: Scheduler/Sales Assistant of Educational Initiatives at the Brooklyn Center for the Urban Environment. What that really means is I am a professional scheduler (of our science/environmental/urban design programs for NYC school kids). Although one time I got off the subway after work on a Tuesday and told my co-worker "have a good weekend" so maybe I'm not that great at what I do.
I love my job because I get to work in Prospect Park, and I wear jeans a sneakers to work, and my desk is right near the turtle and frog tanks. The turtle is cute, but the frogs are Albino African Clawed frogs. They kind of look like chicken breasts. They are gross.
One time I was rescheduling something, and the teacher said nonchalantly that he really loved the programs and "everything has been going great....except for the kids passing out from all the formaldehyde."
Among some of our school contacts are a Dr. Strange, Mrs. Raspberry, Ms. Mystery Lisk, and a woman named Sondra with a husband named Irving who named their son "Irvondra". Wow.
www.bcue.org
posted by vaiva @ 9:31 AM
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have a good weekend on tuesday...very amazing, and very vaiva. as a matter of fact, i told a group of students today have a good weekend (on wednesday), but that's cause i won't see them till monday.
and the thing about "irvondra" is seriously a heinous crime against nominclature, and if i knew them i would certainly throw drinks in their faces. i mean over and over again, including the glasses. won't somebody please think of the children?
mmm...breasts...
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i once had contact with "Dr. Winter" from the "Summer 5" psychiatric center.
Although the names at my security job were the best. However, I no longer have that list. Damn. Arai, maybe you do?
nope dude, me don't
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